I bought a bed sheet, took it home as one is wont to do with the goods they have exchanged money for, and opened up the package.
I was a little annoyed, and quite perplexed, but in the end I just sacrificed the imprisoned sheet-corner for the sake of not having to go back to the store.
Well, hello there! What are you doing on the cheapest sheet for sale? Inside the packaging?
I was a little annoyed, and quite perplexed, but in the end I just sacrificed the imprisoned sheet-corner for the sake of not having to go back to the store.
"You owe me, Security Tag! That sheet corner was a vital element of the overall integrity of that sheet. You have not heard the last of me!"
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